GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from alien fruits and exotic plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superh